Experiences I Have Had With Trivia

1. When I was seven, I was in a town-wide trivia contest in England. I tried so hard to get all the questions right, and when they announced the winners, I lost because I didn't get the colors of the rainbow right. The answer was, "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, pink, and purple." Always graceful in defeat, I stood up in this silent crowd of people and scream-sobbed, "PINK AND PURPLE ARE NOT COLORS OF THE RAINBOW!!!" My parents had to escort me out. Seriously though, what the fuck. G Biv is probably still turning over in his grave.

2. Fact: every Fields family game of trivial pursuit ends in tears. 90% also end with the phrase, "GOD WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING."