My sophomore year of college, when I was the student advisor on my floor, I had a fantastic first meeting with the very sweet female custodian on our floor. It was a few days before the semester started and I was hanging up posters in my room, listening to Peaches.

Music: SUCKIN' ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN' ME -
Woman: (knocks on open door)
Rachel: (obliviously dances on bed)
Music: FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.
Woman: Hello? Um ... hello?
Music: FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.
Rachel: (gyrates)
Woman: Excuse me! Excuse me!
Rachel: FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
Music: FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.
Woman: Hello? Hello?
Rachel: (turns around)
Rachel: Oh good God.
Music: FUCK THE PAIN AWAY.