Why are those prove-you're-not-a-robot text boxes so difficult to read? I just had to go through about five of them to find one that wasn't completely illegible. Have we invented robots that can sort of read, but not that well? Like robots with a third grade reading level? That's some scary shit. You know it's only a matter of time until they can decipher those blurry letters too, and then before you know it, you'll show up to your Craigslist missed connection reunion to find an iPhone waiting for you, holding a single rose. I hope the prove-you're-a-human tests become increasingly complex, like an elaborate survey about TV shows from your pre-adolescence. "Twenty years old, eh? On a scale from one to ten, how much would you say Clarissa explained? Like, thirty percent? Half? ACCESS DENIED MOTHERFUCKER."