A few months ago, my roommate Lindsay was contacted by a recruiter from our company, to see if she'd like to interview for her current position. She politely told them that they should have checked the staff directory first. Man, I really wish she'd gone along with it. I wonder how far she could have gone in the interview process before anyone realized she already works there. She could have been hired again and secretly worked in the same role as two different people! Two offices! Two paychecks! Though if Mrs. Doubtfire taught us anything, it's that eventually she would have scheduled two dinners in the same restaurant and her misguided plan to kill Pierce Brosnan would have blown her cover.